You Might Be a Homeschooler If

If you’ve ever watched Jeff Foxworthy, the comedian, you’ll understand this.

You might be a homeschooler if:

• Your sister is your best friend.
• You sewed your own Halloween costume.
• Family birthdays are school holidays.
• You have classes at night and on weekends.
• Your bed is covered with books you are reading and so is the floor.
• Your library card gets more activity than your parents’ debit cards.
• You sleep until 10 am on school days.
• You take field trips every week.
• You’re 18 and have never been on a date.
• You sometimes spend the whole day in pajamas.
• The list of books you want to read is over 100.
• You save money to buy books not electronics.
• You can talk to adults as easily as kids.
• College sounds fun.
• Your heroes are scientists not pop singers.

I love my kids.  🙂

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Originally published on November 24, 2013.