You Might Be a Homeschooler If

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If you’ve ever watched Jeff Foxworthy, the comedian, you’ll understand this.

You might be a homeschooler if:

  • Your sister is your best friend.
  • You sewed your own Halloween costume.
  • Family birthdays are school holidays.
  • You have classes at night and on weekends.
  • Your bed is covered with books you are reading and so is the floor.
  • Your library card gets more activity than your parents’ debit cards.
  • You sleep until 10 am on school days.
  • You take field trips every week.
  • You’re 18 and have never been on a date.
  • You sometimes spend the whole day in pajamas.
  • The list of books you want to read is over 100.
  • You save money to buy books not electronics.
  • You can talk to adults as easily as kids.
  • College sounds fun.
  • Your heroes are scientists not pop singers.

I love my kids.  🙂

This is copyright material.  Please don’t copy.  Be someone your kids can admire.

Originally published on November 24, 2013.


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